FIGURE OF SPEECHES/ RANDOM FACTS

I study new things everyday to motivate myself, to have hope, that there is purpose, and surprises, and things to be ready for, and remedies, and prescriptions, you know, the light at the end of the tunnel stuff. So I have gathered so much I will organize it here now, from my Ipod, and share some fun or maybe even some odd facts with you.



NEWEST ONES FIRST- EXCUSE THE NUMBERS....


1/  When the mind is not at rest, the dead grow restless

2/  When there is love, scars are as pretty as dimples

3/ Shame is like inspiration or laughter, is does not knock...

4/ Devices give us Dopamine, Life gives us experiences

5/ Standing on Business= not being lazy

6/ Power cannot defeat the knight..

7/ Just because they think they know me does not mean I know them..

8/ Don't be a sore loser...

9/ It is not the mountain, yet the  man that conquers it, is the man that conquers yourself...

10/ When you make a deal with the devil, you make a devils bargain

11/ Cowards bring presents

12/ How you do anything, is how you do everything

13/ If you cant find the key to success, pick the lock..

14/ The only way out= is through



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   1\  French Shepherds used\ invented Stilts to cross over Marshes.

           2\ Vegetarians eat Animal Crackers.

           3\  Tinker Bell was inspired by Marilyn Monroe.

           4\  The higher your I.Q.- The more you dream.

           5\  74% of Women do not like swearing.

           6\  I am in The Library, not The Classroom.

           7\  If you can t be the poet, be the poem.

           8\  Everyone smiles in the same language.

           9\  Redheads turn into Vampires when they die.

          10\  Pray for exams, therefore pray in school.

          11\  The question is, does killing time, damage eternity.
           
          12\  Only God can help you.

          13\  Never regret loving some one.

          14\  Sometimes, you know nothing.

          15\  Love is like leather, you ve got to wear it in,

          16\  Cheaper to die, then to live.

          17\  Tomatoes are the people favorite vegetable choice.

         18\  The face of God looks in, almost like being the padding of a hard wall.

         19\  This is harder for me, then you.

         20\  Stop telling me what is wrong, and tell me what is right.

         21\  Sad moments are lucky because we are lucky to have this moment, anyway.

         22\ Wooden Shoes\ Wooden Wallet\ Wooden Listen.

         23\  The Cream of the crop, is the best thing since sliced- Bread!

         24\  You are finer the print on my Credit Card.

         25\  Hey, I am kind of a big deal!

         26\  When God made you, he was showing off.

         27\  I wish I could go cross eyed so I could see you twice.

         28\  Prostitutes ruled the 18th century.

         29\  82% of people have Facebook.

         30\  Adele was discovered on Facebook.

         31\  Justin Timberlake bought My Space in 2011, Time INC now owns it.

         32\   See the best in you.

         33\  Wipe that look off your face.

         34\  Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors.
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         35\  Took Leonardo Da Vinci 10 years to paint The Mona Lisa.

         36\  85 year old Yoga Master healed himself after being paralyzed through Yoga.

         37\  It ain t over until the fat lady sings.


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         38\  If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

         39\  I always wanted to be someone, should of been more specific.

         40\  It is okay to be shallow , as long as you are insightful about it.'

         41\ Anyone can pretend to be serious, you can't pretend to be funny.'

         42\  You can't discover oceans, if you never leave the shore.'

         43\  Deeds not words, speak to me.

         44\  Always looking for the next best thing.'

         45\  Feed the needy, not the gritty.

         46\  The mongols used to to catapult infected bodies as warefare.

         47\  Soccer with 3 teams

         48\  A human and a horse have the same amount of bones.

         49\  Shaquille O Neil wears size 22 shoes.'

         50\  No looking back.

         51\  I love gardening from my head tomatoes.

         52\  Gardening- dirt cheap therapy.

         53\  All hands on deck

         54\ Gardeners- know all the dirt.

         55\  Your never to old to play in the dirt.

         56\   It is all how you dot you i's and cross your t's.

         57\  Getting older, everyday.
       
         58\  The sun and the moon together in the same picture, looks great.

         59\  The beginning of Niagara Falls in my dreams was like sub zero shot a web, of water.

         60\  When someone makes a unfunny joke that isn't funny, then look at you , and say oh long day?

         61\  Dare to be stupid

          62\  You did it to yourself

         63\  You are more then your contributions.

        64\ You have an amazing future ahead of you.

         65\ You are not weak for needing help.

        66\ I put the pro in procrastinate


        68\  Kids know they don't own your house.

   
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69- Bill Nye is awesome

70- Bon Jovi has a restaurant where you pay what you want or even volunteer to cover the meal.

71- The U.S. Navyu uses Dolphins and Sea Lions to find under water mines.

72- The slower your metabolism the slower time seems

73- Mafia cant grow facial hair.

74- Jay Z called Beyounce- fiancee before the got married

75- Don't call shot gun in an airport

76- Is your name wifii? Cuz I am feeling a connection.

77- Strollers should have 4x4 wheels

78- www.Udemy.com- dont die without honor

79- when u drink alcohol u are borrowing happiness from tomorrow..

80- True house cleaners aren't just born- they are maid!!

81- People that cancel appointments are disappointing.

82- Foods that help with a upset stomach- bananas, ginger, plain yogurt, papaya, apple sauce,oatmeal, white rice, chamomile tea, chicken broth..

83- drinking 2 cups of water before you eat will help you lose an extra 4.5 lbs or more within 12 weeks rather then if you didnt...



1/ Gummy bears are rockets fuel. {( Myth Busters )}

2/ No oxygen in space.

3/ Rainfalls at 17 miles/ an hour.

4/ At 30 year old you are a billion seconds of age, 11 days makes 1 million.

5/ Spinach cells and skin used for skin casings in heart surgery.

6/ An attosecond is 1 billionth of a second.

7/ Snap chat logo is called Ghost Face Chillah.

8/ Whats on your mind? Is it Cute aggression? Bed head? Or an Intervention?

9/ The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog, uses every letter in the alphabet.

10/ Remcloud is the website to enter, to discuss your dreams.

11/ The first train was 8 km/ 5mph

12 16 ounces to 1 lb/ 1 kilo is 2.10 lbs

13/ '' Pez'' was invented in 1927.

14/ Diet Coke was introduced in 1982.

15/ February 18th 1979 it snowed in The Sahara Desert.

16/ Cresote Bushes in the Mohave Desert are 12,000 years old.

17/ There is 3 golf balls on the moon.

18/ See the best in you.

19/ Burn 20 calories/ an hour by chewing gum.

20/ With the moon directly above you/ Or by eating Bananas/ Or Green Apples- you weight less.'

21/ Broccoli has a nervous system.

22/ No means no, Gnome saying

23/ Not conforming, yet doing your job.

24/ Too good to be true.

25/ Deserve to be celebrated/ not tolerated.

26/ Microwave is a clock that cooks stuff.

27/ It is the uplook that counts.

28/ Down/ Not out.

29/ Your either negotiating: Terms/ or Price. Never both.

30/ Give an arm for you.

31/ Always when you least expect it.

32/ Never stay still.

33/ May the odds ever be in your favor.

34/ 80% of Rolls Royce's are still on the road.

35/ It is all gravy.

36/ Sometimes a string is all you get.

37/ Can't rest a finger

38/ Never a girl too beautiful.

39/ The devil cries.

40/ Best defense is a good offence.

41/ 2% of people have green eyes

42/ Fruit salad tree bear several kinds of fruit,

43/ 27 people fit in a mini car

44/ Commercials rock.

45/ Poor sense of smell is common for psychos.

46/  In the mountain of a Toblerone there is a bear, hidden in the picture

47/ On a Fed Ex Truck there is a hidden arrow between Fed and Ex- constantly moving forward.

48/ The emblem on A Rolls Royce is called '' the spirit of ecstasy. ''

49/ Mudras are the coolest Yoga for the hands....

50/ 3 Dogs survived The Titanic.

51/  Erocktation- means burping, in other terms.

52/  Jump from the cock to the donkey- switch topics a lot.

53/ Slide in on a shrimp sandwich- Born with a silver spoon in their mouth without doing any work.

54/ Balls of a swan- impossible
      When pigs fly- impossible

55/ The Hen sees the snakes feet and the snake sees the hens boobs- you have no secrets.

56/ A Dog with feces scolds A Dog with husky grain- when a person of lower status uses insults with nothing but poop for support.

57/ Cleaner then a frogs armpit- flat broke.

58/ In the mouth of a wolf- good luck
      In the whales ass- good luck

59/ Rats jumping in your stomach- hungry

60/ More then one way to skin a cat- More then one way to achieve an aim

61/ By the skin of your teeth- barely

62/ Skeletons in the closet- embarrassing secret.

63/ Snakes in the grass- treacherous person feigning friendship./

64/ Check yourself, don't wreck youself

65/ Samiophobia- A fear of Halloween.

66/ There is too many tires in the desert.

67/ We have an artery the size of a garden hose.

68/ Gatorade was named after the Florida Gators.

69/ Umbrellas look cool on tall ceilings.

70/ Nike was first called Blue Ribbon Sports.

71/ Anxiety disengages the front part of your brain which inhibits flexible thinking/ decision making.

72/ Oscar the Grouche was originally orange.

73/ Smiles are immortal, everyone smiles in the same language.

74/ Snow is full of pollution.

75/ Seaweed tastes like bacon.

76/ Hells Kitchen pampers you once you are fired from the show.

77/ Gold in the ocean, is adding up.

78/ Fidgeting means you have a good memory.

79/ Moon dust smells like gum.

80/ 1/ 3,000 babies are born with a tooth.

81/ Swan Song- they don't sing until they are about to die.

82/ There is a brand of contacts, you can wear while you are sleeping, so you don't have to wear them during the day.

83/  Watermelon reduces stress and anxiety.

84/ African Pine Cone Flowers, and huge.

85/ No ''J's'' in The Periodic Table.

86/ A thousand snowballs showed up at the beach in Surbia.

87/ Bones are 4 times stronger then concrete.


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88- HMV- Means '' his masters voice.''

89- A house shaped like a dog

90- A car with a brick paint job- would look so camouflaged I'd kill you myself.

91- Caffeine prevents cataracts

92- Aces in their places.

93- The more you have of it- the less you see it- what is it??? The darkness

94- Supervision sounds more cool then it is

95- Satisfaction feels like foever

96- all about persistence and awareness

97- Did you hear the phone dazzle you with its charm?

98- love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence

99- love is telling someone to go to hell then hoping the get their safely

100- I always wanted to date an archeologist the older they are the more interesting they become

101- words without power is philosophy

102- You cant use up creativity...the more you use.,..the more you have!

103- Somewhere it rains without gravity...

104- Nothing messes up a friday except realizing its wednesday

105- Love all- Trust a few...do wrong to none..

106- The google self driving car should have an '' I am feeling lucky button' that drives you to a random location.