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a super hilarious meme website + videos. That has disappeared from the world wide web!!!Chapter 1-----------Music Too My Ears.
''One small step for a man!/ One giant leap for mankind! Neil Armstrong.''
''Blessed are the cracked for they let in the light'- Chinese Fortune Cookie.''
I love too hate stereo- types.' I have a nice manicure.'
When I Say ''God,'' you say ''Premier.''
As if my sweat would turn red like a Hippo. Taking on large land animals.' I am grabbing my records.' Suit yourself.' Bleeding blue...
I am convinced I ain't going without a song.
''Sally sells seashells, by the sea shore.'' It would be hard to hear the ocean, call you a dork. I am such a geek. I'd have to tell people.'
'I would re- write the same story over again if I thought it was the answer to our problems.
Sent to the office, gnomic.' Gno'me sayin.' What a bunch of volunteers! Sayin, though.'
Sort of in the deep end, said our tricky- internal- clocks. totally jumping to conclusions.'
I wish it was a tradition, when saying bye, that everyone had a common name, like George :) Bye George!
~Told ''there is not a Man/ Woman- in the world, too beautiful;'' The Devil ''cries.'' Needing his best friend, right now. Total hog in red...
~Mariolater has courage, like ''The Wizard of Oz;'' walking the yellow brick road; like fuck the jitters/ Just can't break a nail.*
~The one and only God, I wish I could assist you. Don't you know we passing sh8t down.' Good gracious.'
~Mankind' deciphering- annihilation. The firsts to take pain, venerable, familiar, and significant.' Like tough love, ain't about singling you out, yet, strength loves a variety.' Be strong.' So, strong.'
patience is authorizing a virtue, as if- Slugs, crawl. Mosquito's- are like magnets.' I don't think a Slug; needs a Mosquito. How many times can you hear the answer, no? Surrendering can be a decision, if it were your free- time, what would you do?
I hate bloody knuckles. G's- glide. As if when, A Horse knows it is going to race; and there is no blood!! You mark my words. We are better winners, then losers.'
''Think you love yourself and you probably will.~ 365 Writing, Prompts.''
As A Butterfly looking at it cocoon. I am so blue, I turn green. I haven't yuk'd on some one since I was 15 yrs old.' In a way, never forgot such a Barbie Doll. All like, ''I don't know how to fly!!!''
Vally Girl; tolerance- is like a cold sleep, crying is the best part. Sometimes thinking of the ''full package.'' Makes me feel like I haven't been walked all over.'
This is sleazy unfinished business. Not to be crude.' But yeah, it ain't magic, it is Rocket Science.' Or whatever, we are smart- bitchex.' The chemistry of now or never...
Stare at anything long enough; you won't like it. I loved watching you leave- commuting.' In deeds.' And in wealth.' So we grabbed the title.' Entitled.' Some people don't like to take a break.'
Caught a love bug.' Why are you always- in the right; place: at the right time?!?!?!
Wish I was in a bath house right now!! Walking past the dragon- to the bath tub in the sanctuary.' High ceilings.'
With Bill Murry as my wing man.' We're ''Lost in Translation.'' Shooting- arrows like Cupid' I am bringing Japan too me, etc, etc.. dressed like A Furry.'
Met a ''hangry'' Rooster this year. Pokemon totally hunted. Little Princesses everywhere, and Supermen!
You are so banished, I had a plan the whole time.' It starts with an apology...'' without calling someone a maggot...
Slogan- You are warm. You are getting warmer.' Some- one is bundling- up! I feel lionized.'
Logophobia:' I got The Devils Dictionary, for my kindle, for free, on amazon.' What do you want?! What do I want?! Perplexed..
I am so tits- up- on- this.' I just want to be a reason, when push comes to shove, you've never tried harder, stretching your footage: sloshed,' and full of symtoms.' Gritty.
Be there for your parents, they were there when you did not want to look.'
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am a wild card.'I am taking my Black Balmer Jacker back!! Like a Grand Piano...
Sucks to live an inattentive life- please don't cramp my style. We are all fashioned/ vivid.'
''Ride or Die'' meets ''Funny or Die-'' it is a great success!' We cleaning/ having a good time on top of the table.'
You have a roof over your head though its true
Self- medicating, a bruised ego, is like taking your medication twice.' Go to sleep. Go to the kitchen.' Do anything but don't get on steroids, lol.'
Like getting rid of the ''I was drunk'' excuse when you get stuck at court.' The lie that turns into, I was not drunk enough. No we're more unique then that.' We are a placebo effect.'
It is like, we will never grow up. Scared of Y2K another 10 times- in- a- row.'
We are not looking for just another Politician, I would not- say I am easily satisfied- anymore.' Takes me time to quench my thirst...hate feeling intimadated, why should I feel timid, broken records... like Epstein Files...
Exciting, live t.v.... we need mean our memes.....
' dont hate the player hate the game..... just joking... players r players that r playing the games... get ur shit together, put it in a package and juss get ur shit together so you can send it...
Chapter 2- Coachless----
Aesthetics; is always rhyme or derogatory
Everyone should be nice to the cook! I am so scratch and sniff, If I could cook, I would know the value; of a utensil.
Wall Flowers; go berserk.
You spill the beans, you spill the salt! '
I am a make my way there; kind of person- too.'
Don't eat your fingers off, I know it is hard to rest; even one finger, sometimes you just got to hit- the- nail- on- the- head!
I believe, if you can't jut- out, you won't get repeat- Customers. Getting introduced by your favorites peers. Some one who believes in you.
So humble, only because pandora' s- box is very flexible?
The game is to be sold, and not to be told. :)
You know, when you would; die for some- one. As much as you would live for them.'
Says, I am having a field- day with incantations, because getting facts; takes pleonasms: up the ying- yang. It is all about balance.
Whoah, I got 99 problems and hard work ain't one of them.
There is a difference between being alone, and lonely: I know a good souvenir, when I see one/ Stimulate yourself, don't wreck yourself! Be poise.' Or close as you can too it!
G- when you are at a store, in line, and checking out, listen for the beep sound, from your transaction, and compare it to a meow, it is freaking, adorable!! ::>>
'Open- door- policy. Some people do their shopping; in the lost, and found; because you know if you have nothing, it is magical. Such a spree, you are probably- on commission.'
just wanted to beat- irony! Via- the
contingent; glints/ and complying- blue moons.'
Bad things happen to good people.' Stuck in the middle of red/ white flags.'
Don't be interrogated. all into cold- shoulders, all out- of- pessimism.
Especially, when a Pet; chooses you.' Amazing; when they find the forever- button. Showed- up on one your own Home- made Cds; accidentally. Happened to me! Always when you least expect it! Have a take a dog to work day.
Chapter 3----------------Publicly; I am as Provocative/ as I am- Photogenic!!!
If your in the closet, your outkast, you know it is all about ''word of mouth.''
Need some role- models? I chose as a woman to control; an animal/ rather' then- control a pro- tool.
The office door is closed, the front door is open. Only 86400; thermal- seconds- in- a- day. I am on my high- horse.
Head Quarters: quality is not quantity- in a stock pile. Raunchy service with a smile.
Hermits vs. The Hanged Man; Your so hot and cold. Roses are red as fire. Violets are blue; as royal as the underground.' Especially when you try and put a dot on it like taking plutocracy,' for granted. Elvis has left the building.' Yeah it is- never you. :)
So I look over my shoulder, all like some live, never knowing happiness/ immortality. {(-''Evanescence-'' Rocks!)}
If I wanted to tell you- I would. Fate;' is so ''unconditional- love.''- you can't be abused. They know how to open windows. And hang out them. You are so easy, it's like eating a whole pie to yourself.
And Destiny,' is your ''political correctness.'' Which in the end, better be servile' or your doomed. Because you know you love to be needed.' You need me.' :)
I can believe; they got rid of that graveyard. Sometimes I need to be told enough- is- enough.
Passive there is no clocks; in Las Vegas Casinos. You can gamble your life- away! The impact may impound you- one day!
I don't like being put ''on the spot.'' just because you are ''bored.'' Your lucky if you come up with your conclusion, before you retire.
Woah- la- no more voids!!!! Easy, Breezy, Beautiful; Butterflies!!!' Girls are so expensive.
So ''Rhianna'' comes in on her paragon white horse, n I join on my somber black horse. You know there are no wild horses in Canada?
Well put the ''am-'' in team. The first to which buck is a stallion. The Horse Trader is really a minimalist. It is still a gamble hanging with your opposite.'
I am as provocative'- as I am photogenic!!!
We Are The North is beyond New Amsterdam, We walk on eggshells yet our museum is unqiue.
A toast; to the accents' I don't understand.
My blind date ain't got nothing on me. I clash with you like it's all about the gathering.'
Double- date; eye of the needle: stomping grounds, on schedule.'
How could you know to much of something? Your all snobby, until you get craving you never liked. Or the blue moon- once; went red this month.'
Chasing my first high, for me, partially intact.
You can't escape being dominated. So bust a trick if given a rictor- scale.'
So chiamus- you wonder- why your so stiff.' So ignited a match at the bottom of my shoe.
Who is going to warn you first? Hot potato,' when I have nothing to do, I am all hypothetical.
So disproportionate because I can't say one is better then the other as of right now. So Cheers.'
My Native Name should be ''Happy- Crow.'' True pennies work for free. Love youuu...
So face the world like- 168 hours a week, is really divided in 3..so now that I am at full strength- its down too: Ninja's/ Ballerinas/ and Balladeers.''
I believe in following your guts when A Crow squawks.
Chapter 4-------------------Eccentric Attendance- Insecurity is health
"Happiness is like a butterfly; the more you
chase it,.The more it will elude you, but if you
turn your attention to other things, it will
come and sit softly on your shoulder..."
— Henry David Thoreau
Rumors, started with a ''Big Pun,'' and ended with ''Tweedle- dee, and Tweedle- dum!'' Got some extra time on your hands, or something?!
I am a sucker for commemorating you. Insecurity is health.
I hate sneezing, its always sexy- time. hahaha.. Dave Chappelle ''skeet, skeet!!!A picture is a thousand words. Take me off mute. I just want to be really tacky. TLC tacky- is like freshness in a steryl bottle. It is ''Throwback Thursday.''
You can tell I love accessories. I think if you get lonely, it is proof you don't have a personality disorder.
''Sadness is Poetic, you're lucky to live sad moments.'- Louis C.K.''
I am swept off my feet kinda deal. Super Troopers each, actually got girlfriends; laughing their asses off!!
Whats life- without- Proof- Reading?
Don't lend people money, unless you can handle throwing a book at someone.
Everyones laughing like you got to be half- dead to get some shit done around here.
Immunity is Transforming? I am taking my Woman's- Touch; seriously.'
Who didn't know the Angel who went threw hell and said I'd protect you from now on and after, and when that Angel died, Miracles happened?
I really miss Diana Ross. I could not imagine turning around without her, as A Mother going- look at this world; I brought you into.
It costs to be a Boss. We sure hate you- if we don't admire you!!
''I am drugs- just like Salvador Dali.'' Feels like a huge nick- fit.
Attendance is everything! Like The Grumpy Cat makes more money then most people.
Being un- cooperative comes off as being an unpredictable hurdle.
I may sell my art one day is the dream.' Sometimes you got to fuck the routine.' Total initiator. Hone a power play.
The mind is a terrible thing to waste. I'll sing ''Soprano'' like the perfect ''Emo.''
The outcome- you snooze- you loose. As just as when Pope Francis was A Bouncer when he was younger.' So ''G- Unit'' You think about whats around the corner with- ''50- Cent.' Just trying to bring back paradise.'
''Your open to interpretation!! Beat the odds. Pro- tools come with negative words...Don't sweat the small stuff. That is my pleasure. Especially if you don't own any pro- tools.
Chapter 5---- Dancing on my Grave.'
And As long as you know language, your fucked. Word search. Bitchex.
I am so minimized; I represent the lowest like ''Simon says strut.''
Maybe that is why meditation is so important! Fuck language all the time! So you don't loose rhythm, if you have the blues.
It is like the longer your gone: the more they expect! Well- than- hopefully; you're not- starting- over!! Laughing yoga.'
when you use The Lords name in vain, you were with him on a personal level. Like- fuck! shit! piss! My spoon!
If I could whistle you would not know' I was talking to myself. Yet, I know I do not care I talk to myself some- times.' I heard they have a whistling language in Green Land or something, lucky people.
''Slow- time- down by closing- all- the- doors. Time goes fast when they are open. ''
I looked up ''Hakuna- Matata;'' in the Dictionary::>>
Visit Panteka, Kaduna, or better still Ladipo in Lagos. They would simply, ''remove the broken- handle,' and-replace- it!'' ''Hakoona- Matata.'' The auxiliary; in other words that means- ''No worries." :)
You shrug it, by inches. The blind never- wished to be blind, but they respected it- by an inch.
If- I pig out, and I find ''7-'' items is ''the number'' that's starts to reach getting expensive.
"What?!~what?!~what?!~what?! what?!~what?!~what?! ''
Worst thing is having an office everywhere you go, and letting strangers in your home. Attitude reflects 80% of success.
It took 40 years after robots were made- to say- ''oh, machines can do a better job then we can.''
I put up a welcome sign/ and a tolerance sign. We got to transcend this.
In the privacy within the umbras of doubts...we are a bunch of Pigs, and Wolves.
Pigs symbolize money, Wolves symbolize a pack, or one: when casted out. Look around you.' I am looking too.'
At the store, a Pigs tall hoov; shook hands- with a Wolves fuzzy paw. Total goose- bumps/ valor/ dignity on all our faces.'
I bet some people can taste' change!
I wonder what animal my Ancestors were raised by? Cupid, must of really been weird then.
Frick'n Pigs like ''bahahaha...'' Black Wolves be like ''hahahahahah...''
Timon, Pumba, and my Kitty eat chutney,' everyday like Social Butterflies!!
I am charging 1000$ for the best beetle- all- in- change. I'll do it pretending I am chewing on my pencil.
However focus is least on my I.Q. level, problem solving is my first...
If Beetles escape from the page, its not about patience, it is all about how spoiled you are.
Queen of Cards like- 52 pick up, and if you think your funny, you wish it was- all you are!
I know a few Beetles, I know a few Butterflies... What do you see?
Its all about being spontaneous! + You can laugh strut off.'
I know I can't tell you what to do with your money. Ever. Killing me softly.
I want cha'll to know that: I may be opposed to who I am- sometimes; but I see no other way- to keep moving- Because I am dope.
Like the now 85 year old man, who at 40 ish- lost feelings in his legs, and threw yoga experimentation, healed within 9 months.
It is easy to make a kleptomaniac cry...
Fire extinguisher's must be a dime a dosen, AND/ OR we really count on the Fire- Department.
Just because I ain't getting no tattoos, don't mean you ain't my baby, and a hoe, ain't gonna be at your funeral. Haw-ff. It- just- is- what- it- is. I'am such a suck- up- because, I am random.
Hopeless Romantic. When your over 60 life is spoken in parables. Half- way threw the song before it starts. Still listen too it!
London- Bridge is an original keeping the original idea, and finding- recruitment. Re- enforced.
I throw maps out the window...A finish line- walking the line.
Treated like the inevitable: is susceptible, is like ignoring your time to shine.
Sometimes being unique sucks, like unique socks. I really don't think I am alone, although I could make myself believe in loneliness if I wanted too.'
We need some relationship goals.' I am number one relationship cheer leader.'Signs posted at the venue's; like, distractions were welcome. Total bridgework.
One God at A time. Premier a God.' Include em all...
