Chapter 1- Legends.
Dear Mr, and Misses Clause- You don't have to give me anything. You need www.youtube.com- :) This is for you. You should listen to my Christmas Cd...one day :) Back- up- dropping- by- often.
So co-ordinated when I jump the gun! For crying out loud!!! I am alone- yet I am not.' Santa' is months ahead..!!
''The Red Hot Chilli Peppers- The Zephyr Song'' :) Rock on!!
Cheers everyone!! I may even sing at your door!! If you don't choke-up, you don't gloat!! Emptying the chamber- freaky- deeky!! You know it is a date; when you know: what you are wearing....on the way out.
I always remain a cliff- hanger! Kinda like Superman in a tuxedo... Raising the roof. The Northern Lights shoot across the sky. The power puff syndrome. Its better to just go ''''YESSSSSEEUGGGGHHHHHHEEEEEE'' First it sounds like ''puff puff pass...'' So toxic- you find my evil laugh a myth; because I am all- living out of- a bag. And I love to shop.
Working: with my eyes- on the prize, My mind; turns' into ''answering- machines.'' Sometimes, your just on my brain. Sometimes you make it rain. Sometimes your next- in- line. We're major teases- we put you on the spot. My mailbox is full. It is on display.
When you get there- we know how ''surprised'' you were, and how much you cared about; Tradition....!!! Initiating new boyfriends/ girlfriends; puppy love. You were heard, before you died...your going down- in history. Presents under the tree....Your a star!
Legends. Lights, camera, action- and like magic we tied the knot- contagious. Strength can be a good thing. You have to work- harder!! Working or hardly working: Professional: Tear- Jerker...
I am a beloved scavenger/sly and swift....The second mouse always gets the cheese....Rhymes- have- reasons. Misfits steal your heart. I like Mini Mouse she has a pretty BOW! Born to be different. ''Madonna-ft. Britney Spears- Me Against The Music.'' :)
I don't often pray out- loud. but I might tonight. You know I am one of those Christmas/ Easter Church goers.....''
Often; am not' relaxed. Even if The Elves miss the garbage can. We recycle!
Re-gifted cinch advantages... ''What if's''- are the best questions... More people, may mean less Gods...Fantasy's; unspoiled- awol. Although luck is left up to the heavens, you know its eventually going to happen.............as if flies: are a cats; best- friend....{(Advice taken by cougars....)}
What is innocent anymore? With Warnings Labels on everything??? If only there was one size fits all..{(one- for- all. )} I think it is called- The instructions. :) ''Let It Be- John Lennon'' :) Good as new! Good as long as your careful....''I Got That -Good, Good- Ashanti.'' Make sure you read the instructions!
You won't know your fortune, if you don't look for omens...
To make me laugh; I made a list of lame- things. ''picketing'' manage: postwar. Maybe this is the year I get over; the broken- mirror.
No- one- believes- your- not-up- for- it! Door prizes, Bed, and breakfast, Pajama party, Fairy Circles, and comfy couches....''Keyshia Cole- She.''
It is not your fault- we're celebrating our rewarding- lives. Even if you sing; Christmas- Carols- in- July...
Townies flipping- coins into fountains. Boxing- Day- Sales tweaked, Romantic.
For some ''anything may go..'' And get a tattoo...''hip horray!!'' ''The rollings of their ''R's'' like- ''The Rolling Stones- Its Only Rock, and Roll!'' :) I purr when you compliment- my knees. It is my ticklish spot. '' No One Knows- Queens of The Stone Age.''
I was raised to survive; choosing favorites. No- one- like- me though- bae. ;) haha I am eccentric! Ya- dun- no..!!! My favorite is ''Forever Young- Jay Z Ft Mr Hudson.'' I like knowing what I want. Dazed and then time gets you confused...Not always in the moment....I'm a lady- that wants a million dirty- jobs. :)
Yet, I did learn in 87 years there is only 31,755 days! So life really is short, I love people. Everyday is an opportunity...grab it. And let go....
Budgeting is for serious people. Take me serious, my heart, has no budget. I love Homer Simpson. :) :) :)
Odd fun fact- You know, Avocado's cure Writers' Block. Writers- Block- ain't- no- thang. Nacho with Guacamole- Sauce- snack.....!!!!
My pasture is behind very tall- doors. Garbage pickers doing Arts and Crafts. Free of charge. I'd pay you an arm, and a leg. To go on- NO- filter. So when someone says the world is not beautiful, then we can say, ''you got to get out more.... ''
Some- one else can go first. Heh' The gift- cards are hallmarked too :) The like sit- there and make your- day hallmarked. {o=0}~ ''If- it- fits- I- sit.''
Easy; breezy; beautiful; grew today... Odd- balled got choked- up. What an event.'
Wish you were here..... R.I.P. to those in space, rotating around the world: like a microscoptic drum; I hope we keep winning.......I have drive for- all- natural- sweet- nothings..................................keeping it.
Boo- Should I chop- onions?? Fake- tears....Means I am taking the good with the bad. How could u have a bad- day if u killing- time- slick???
Well sometimes it feels weird- celebrating- history that has been threw so much shit..... I do, like; knocking the gun- up. And I am over- competing with myself- in my opinion, because I am a perfectionist....too. You can't knock me down in my sweatpants.
You can fit- two- people in my snow- pants. Two- thumbs- up in my Balaclava. Near Earth Objects will break my fall. I' am easy- going..You can do anything you put your mind too. Sometimes you only scratch the surface. When you can some- how- get- to- the- core; of the raw problem..... Where grace has mercy.' That game is hard..{( Mercy.')}
Eating some onions, as I chop. Awe; Puckered. I love Onions! I love a good turn- toss. *Crunch* I turn it', I fell in love with a rubix fucking cube. I dice those onions, and think about how far we made it.... ''No More Tears- Ozzy Osbourne.''
Flirts found there competition; it is fay- sexuals...''Busta Rhymes Ft. Janet Jackson- ''Whats It going To Be.'' Like, I ain't fay sexual? I also- don't think- that is the ''question,'' it is, ''am I fay sexual- 'enough'?''' lol...''?? {(www.manrepeller.com- a person who does not have crushes on celebrities.)}......................you can't handle the truth!! Be real.
I don't really have a favorite color/ or celebrity...lol.. I don't know how many colors there- are. My favorite onions are; red...some exotic shit.
When I say ''that's it!'' And put my foot down. I think it's inevitable I shed my shoes..''Three Days Grace- I hate everything about you'' :) Speak for yourself....
The -4- letter- word- only, and I can't teeter- totter. Wave- lengths are so important. Like Steam- boats sometimes....So is beauty sleep. Early nights are rewarding...sometimes. Quiet as a mouse...........moments of silence.
Knock- knock.....
Who's- there?
*Hugs*
'Paramore- ''Playing God.''' :)
In your face! It took me 28 days to come up with the joke- from the surprise- sometimes. Human Pyramid- first- comes- first. Red carpet- shit. I'm putting in time in Hollywood. It feels like ''pudding..'' I am all battered- up....mold me into- jumping out of chocolate cake. I smile. My perm- natural for ''a bed head.'' Good morning!!!!!!!!!!
I still know I am funny. Jack- of- Clubs- hacked- up your- sac, and when you surrendered, you became best friends. Food fight. Too slink- is to swash. To swag, is to brag. Your lucky sock means more then any- desert- missing- the- rain. Saturday Night Live. :) Mankind has ''9- lives.'' Merry Christmas Eve. You know your right............. You could pay me to listen to Nirvana!
And you could not pay me enough, to let this life go...I walk- away with everything- on my mind Quite the array of freshness. Join the winners- circle....:) Merry Yule.'
Walk the plank- Talk that talk. Sylvester Stalon- acts out abandoned ships. Walks that walk. May as well- be as smart: as Noahs Ark. Everyone sometimes walks alone. Some more then others.
What ate the largest shark is unknown, except for the depth, at the bottom of the ocean. To be A Grinch, or not to be? Is the question sometimes...
When A Dragon- meets A Reindeer. Maybe 12 of them, they asked each other; how high they could go. Then, they went to the park.
What do my 10 fingers' know anyway? The publish- button feels ''wanted.'' I feel like I know- when you know... If I' am lucky- it took my heart, and soul. It is as exotic as a doughnut for now, or as significant having had learned you need a massage.
Prove your brave, from day 1. The price of garage sales went up! Final- Destination is a mob- death. Always asked to do something. Hey cause- could I have 2 cents.....for my 6th sense life style.
The vaccume is like the coolest ''wand'' ever...creatures manage to allow obstacles in there life, so they can make money twice....''Pitbull Ft Christina Aguilera- Feel This Moment.'' Tranquil stumbled/ Tranquilizers severed.
In The Lobbie the lights are dim like at this terminal point you should take a hint. The Da Vinci Code sounds impossible. My team of impossible people you can't always tell someone you love someone. Fast and The Furious 7. :) You hustle' ugly Christmas- Sweaters!!!! :) And give- away bracelets....
And we'll hear the best, and the worst. Starts with a passionate nose, like thee hourglass tocks. ''Can you carry the torch?! When you catch your mom...kissing Santa Clause. Is she obsessed with Guess? or The Gap? How about Stitches? And we know, -all woman- like Sirens; we have high- standards.......!!
Fog machine did not have a foggy- memory. Be careful what you wish for. A white Christmas, with more then the ground frosted just in the morning!' How is a bad Beauty- Pagent supposed to come- across?!?! Like- Culture- Shock.............
Trying to get a Dynamite French Manicure, while the lady doing them paints them red, while still taking customers, until left un-done on a mission. I crossed the finished line; Stubborn, and easily satisfied, it takes- a- long- time!!!!!
Bless this mess....
>
>
>
Chapter 2- Clauses
>
>
>''Babbling- off.'' The bells and whistles of hide and seek on the flowered couch......... Watching Mr Bean Movies. :)
1/- Astray- on a mission.....
2/- Camera's- on set...........
3/- Would stay longer if we could. Thee ettiquette.....
We dust ourselves off, and ''Try Again Aaliyah'' :) It is impossible to focus sometimes- like a ladder is inside of a cage. Confetti Jane. You wanna dance... You wanna look good.
The strength to have fun, is like the strength to clean. All- in!
It is not really a soul search- when you already know- your a blushing valleygirl...
1/ De ja vu- is so here, and there. So is Karma. Losing your voice, crypt walking- is the dance. Like a chinchilla, taking a dust bath. ''Everybody needs a towel...''
2/ Mr. Hanky woke me- up. The capacity like a vortex, or some super optical illusion. Flush staying out of left wing...I'm in and out. Decking The Halls...Everything looking so nice!!!
3/ Tuxedo invigorating. One does not tell their drink, to lay down- it already is- you can chug when it is gracious! I stay warm. I am- used to it., working on Holidays, like I'll make it happen!!!
4/ Royally- dense, I give -2- shits. The gateway- that can be taken- away is a gag- gift. Like Big Birds, came around: when shit was about to get really sentimental- for you. Bah Humbugs.........
Yeah right...Keeping it live, and you hit the mode button.................
I miss remote controls for the T.v. so much. It is like fighting over a spoon!! lol....Good- times......Many times...
The sun goes down early- when New- Years- Resolutions; start getting ready on Remembrance-Day... A dark Autumn in Canada.
The March goes on for loyalty. Who is with these times? Telling stories/ Listening? No fowl language- when resting.
Dear Santa, your will is so unexpected.' I know when shit gets top- heavy-' you need a partner in crime even- more!
To ride in your sleigh- on the same street for 3 hours! Like thee 1940s.' Would make my day!!! ''Erkya Badu- Bag Lady.'' :) ''The whole wide world is in your hands....'' :)
Day- light- Savings- Time- ''Merry-pooh.'' How do you get ready for the winter? I follow- through with the heat. I get a chimney sweep, I am more of a mutt, then the fire- place. So many families scared of me; I am happy I have: courage. Like The Dalmatians. I love the fire- place. Home- made; wholesome moan. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, I roll the dice, I win the pace. History is made. I am not ashamed, I tried so hard, accountability, and love goes far... when you know, you'd be friends, even if you are not family.......... (( Dad I am sorry... ))
And The days start getting longer again,'- on Christmas- yo!!!! With some Hot Chocolate in hand. Bad girl- gone- good. Cross my heart, hope to die.
Hippies know, the- second- plan, is close- to- last. When a complete right- off goes down, and you got a ''boo- boo.'' Contour- lines, like yellow- mellow, it is all about The General. The General; is The Captain, Elle, Capiton! Nameste. I hope you look at my intentions, and know I did not intend to hurt you. We- ain't- sorry. We are proud. Are you?!?
My Art pop like 'Justice' when sometimes there is none...I ain't bored.......I don't know how it is possible, to be bored.....!!!!
''Bush- 40 Miles From The Sun.'' :) When you know a good story when you see- one, not when you read- one.
I think of myself as pure. Like cookies, and milk. I can't believe chocolate be made with natural ingredients either! You know! All natural!
I love it when people have too much time on there hands! My favorite ''mas.''
Don't get crumby. Or get it mis- construed. But- do you think if we stopped playing 'Christmas Carols'- not as many presents would be bought?! I love music, on repeat, and shuffle. ''Oh, Christmas Tree.'' But why would we stop? Why hit a dead- end now?
Marie Josee Lord- 2014 album {(Operah)}: Extolled.' A man is as good as he treats his dog/ A woman as good as she treats a bitch. Dr. Mario; seconds, as coach too- A Fairy God Mother.
Stop leaving luck up to The Heavens...Slow- down people when driving. Drive safe. Flip- mode, you are who you know.....cruisers...love wasting there time. Love tipping Taxi's.
I walk away not thinking about myself; ''Irish Goodbye.'' Braaap!!! Raa-ta-ta!! Props.--My hand is as big as my face. Without resistance- I feel like lamb- chops- sing- along. :)
There is a difference between writers, and story tellers: some don't know the whole song. The whole......song! For the record...It comes down to a jingle. And you can guess it from- a whistle.
''Wall of Voodoo- Mexican Radio''' :) Balladeers- are so dear. So sincere, our teachers- pets. * ''I made a Business Card so I could win some free-lunches!!'' * Mitch Hedberg. :) I am out to lunch sometimes...The baskets full of cellophane/ Everyone BYOB. End up with twice as much.
'Alicia Keys- The Element of Freedom.'' :) I seen the future in the past. Seven Moons in the air, playing the game: of trust. Hail Mary- full of hope. Life is not fair. But I have hope.....Graze a bullet...with all your might.....good thing I gave up drinking, and mushrooms....
The illogic- of tripping,' is you cipher nothing- at- all- you- like- and- your-trying- to- make- something- out- of- nothing- eh!!!! A little goes a long way.
Dad- protected- Santa!!! And like a gift from above, a notion we are not alone. Hmmmmm...''Rita MacNeil- I'll Accept The Rose.'' :) The love. Happy Birthday God.
The hardest signal: is from the sky. Zapped the- first- 30 minutes of Christmas Eve.' 12 Days at a time...because I' can't see- it- yet- sometimes; that I' am capable; of making my own- decisions, too; like an Advent Calender!
*Hugs*...
My Ode to family, sounds like 'Metallica- ''Nothing Else Matters.'' :) From a juke- box. Zest for bantering with your thumbs/ fingers...Love a good drum roll.....!! Or applause...
''Far, far, ahead is all The Seamen know. And where the land she travels from? Away, far, far behind, is all that they can say.'' Arthur Hugh Clough.
Hard to be tired. I need a good rub. Such a line- up, -it is what it is- right now. Give me something to do, I do it #forhourrrrs. Would you wear Reeboks? The same pair for 12 years???!'' 'Dilated Peoples- Show Me The Way Ft. Aloe Blacc.''
When one chicken jumps, they all jump. That is why it is ''up, and over.'' ''Psy- Gangdem style.''
When The World, is in your wind- pipe. '' Ava Maria.'' ~~ Water In A Box. ''En vogue- Don't Let GO (Love.)'' My stackers' of cups,' are my favorite- episodes of home. Every bottle a trophy of a journey- I don't know if I should of survived. ''Blink 182- Always.'' Water is my check- point- sometimes- with; a straw. Everyone needs a check- point to bubble...
1/ The world is on fire, You'll bring the light.''Sean Paul- Gimme The Light''
2/ A race to start, of the best of days, clenched a hoe. ''Gym Class Heros- Stereo Harts Ft. Adam Levine''~~
3/ The water Tsunami's- ''I did not want to be a calm- princess.'' ''Ralph Macdonald- Calypso Breakdown''
4/ Like the ''click'' when the hydro comes back ''on.'' 'Walking on water. '' Walter Murphy- A Fifth of Beethoven'' ~~
5/ Throwing up in your mouth, a little- you know, when a mother ''chews her food, before giving it to her baby. It is like the appreciation of CPR. Lip Syncing.....
Poinsettia's make it easy' to fall in love, with a grudge. I love tacky festivals, so full of fortune. 'Royalty Free Music Club- Cool Music.'' :)
Hermits are more then hanged- men. Mysterious; Jack- In- The Box, with a crown. Foxy Brown- ''Oh Yeah.'' ~~
In so deep, Big Daddy had wandering eyes, and kept the faith. Mistle- toe wished for a lint- roller.
Weird Al- should do a song with- Nicki Minaj-........~~It would be so cool...
Sometimes I am glad I don't waste so much paper.... okay, it has come as a source of confidence.-:) Make paper Mache....
Dinner was a great smoulder... Recycling ''Food- For- Thought,'' There is some for the kitties and puppies, and such, too....''Cher- Melody.'' ~~
''Rhianna- American- Oxygen,'' My cat speaks English, and the weight of the world, falls, on his ears. Meow.
*Twinkle, twinkle. If The Moon was a falling- star would it have arms? and hug- you? I felt a rub on my tummy, and a pat on the head.~*
Twelve years; like a new: Woodstock, ''The Bangles- Walk Like An Egyptian.'' ~~ Culverts reincarnated, thee encrypted; ''Twelve Days of Christmas.'' Make a mess..
Due to young fussy- eaters. I- completely- understand; loving life so much- ''you DO NOT- understand.'' We're all just so stubborn- sometimes. ''Sponge Bob- Island Music.'' :) I choo- choo- chooooseee- you.....
I am a royal pain. The Beefeaters, sleep. Like ''I am that corner.'' Nice is so cool, that corner, did not feel left out.' ''Classified- Pay Day.'' :)
Famous Stars are allowed to point, If your in the audience your hands- are- up/ happy- Feet.
If we go to intermission, we- fast- forward- it.
Too think by the time Capricorn aligned in the sky, it would snow at least once. Farce of The Penguins. :) Merry White Christmas. A frost as cold as a witches tit.' Heals- Global- Warming...
Fall in love with your disguise? White- lies. Everyone does it.
Detoured The Shepherd. He knows everyone. ''The Game- The Documentary 2.5'' :) Told you straight up, how I feel.
I am happy to give- back. Now and then; Hydro- planing; I crowd- surf with 'my peers' in single file. Jumping- up on a limb.' Another day- you sit on Santa's knee, and promise a climax; like this. * ''Disneys Christmas Carols'' :) Raise the roof...
Souvenirs are oblivious....I am more then a Fairy- Tale. Gwen Stephanie- What Are You Waiting For?~ Everyday is a gift.
No comments:
Post a Comment